Poor Coversgirl - it’s been a little crazy since February started, so I’m just now getting around to posting my answers for a book meme she tagged me with (sorry it’s taken me so long!). Eva from A Striped Armchair created this nifty meme, and my responses follow below.
Which book do you irrationally cringe away from reading, despite seeing only positive reviews?
Anything by Dan Brown. Not that The DaVinci Code received strictly positive reviews, and the hysterical religious backlash when the movie premiered was just that: hysterical, but all things apocryphal about the Bible aren’t my cup of tea.
If you could bring three characters to life for a social event (afternoon tea, a night of clubbing, perhaps a world cruise), who would they be and what would the event be?
Thursday Next for bringing out the whackiness of everyday life (a party would be incredibly boring without her presence), Richard St. Vier for his smooth uncanny swordplay (not so much for entertainment but for security), and The Sandman from Neil Gaiman’s graphic novel series to make all dreams come true.
(Borrowing shamelessly from the Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde): you are told you can’t die until you read the most boring novel on the planet. While this immortality is great for awhile, eventually you realise it’s past time to die. Which book would you expect to get you a nice grave?
Oh dear. The bad thing is that I tend to stop reading boring novels, so this could be any number of books.
Come on, we’ve all been there. Which book have you pretended, or at least hinted, that you’ve read, when in fact you’ve been nowhere near it?
Ha! Most likely The Gulag Archipelago.
As an addition to the last question, has there been a book that you really thought you had read, only to realise when you read a review about it/go to ‘reread’ it that you haven’t? Which book?
The Red Dragon by Tom Clancy. (For some twisted reason, Clancy’s the first author name that popped into my head for this question.)
You’ve been appointed Book Advisor to a VIP (who’s not a big reader). What’s the first book you’d recommend and why? (if you feel like you’d have to know the person, go ahead of personalise the VIP)
I’d start him out with a nice book of popular fiction, to get him reading, if anything. A Patricia Cornwell novel, perhaps?
A good fairy comes and grants you one wish: you will have perfect reading comprehension in the foreign language of your choice. Which language do you go with?
Hebrew or Canadian French.
A mischievous fairy comes and says that you must choose one book that you will reread once a year for the rest of your life (you can read other books as well). Which book would you pick?
Sherlock in Love by Sena Jeter Naslund.
I know that the book blogging community, and its various challenges, have pushed my reading borders. What’s one bookish thing you ‘discovered’ from book blogging (maybe a new genre, or author, or new appreciation for cover art - anything)?
Finding new authors. At one point in my young reading life I stuck with the authors I knew best - now I love finding reads by new authors all the time.
That good fairy is back for one final visit. Now, she’s granting you your dream library! Describe it. Is everything leatherbound? Is it full of first edition hardcovers? Pristine trade paperbacks? Perhaps a few favourite authors have inscribed their works? Go ahead - let your imagination run free.
Polished hardwood floors covered with Persian rugs. A three-story library with plenty of wooden shelves and adjustable lighting. Reading rooms, each with a different theme (one in particular would be the Candle Room, which would have a bottomless supply of candles one can read close to). A small kitchenette, dorm and washroom where I can stay if I don’t feel like going back to my own living quarters (which would likely be next door - I’m rather lazy that way). Large bay windows with a little seating area just under the sill and plenty of pillows. Definitely no leatherbound editions, just whatever I have in my current library.
I’m pretty sure every literary aficionado in the blogosphere has already been tagged with this meme. If you haven’t, here’s your chance: you’re it!